What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:19
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
No way
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
How can you maintain self-control?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...